February 2012
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To the two strangers exchanging awkward glances on...
Oh just fuck each other already!
January 2012
1 post
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August 2011
1 post
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May 2011
2 posts
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WatchRainn Wilson is a gangsta
ZooBorns →
“The newest and cutest exotic baby animals from zoos and aquariums around the world!”
April 2011
5 posts
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WatchHenneman, a.k.a. Colleen Henneman, a.k.a. Kate James of the awesome Chicago sketch group Schadenfreude.
This video has sorta gone viral, at least in the Chicago area, and news folks have been asking Kate and Justin (the interviewer, who’s works for Chicago Public Radio and is also a hilarious Schadenfreude member) if this whole thing is “for real.”
Some things are best...
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Something called "Hapa Club"
Something I learned about after reading Vampire Weekend’s “California English” lyrics:
Hapa Club is a cultural club for students of partial Asian ethnicity (from the Hawaiian word “hapa”, which means exactly this). Their members are known for being particularly attractive, which often leads non-Hapa students attending their events (which are open to students of all...
March 2011
1 post
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February 2011
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October 2010
18 posts
“Have you ever had sex with a pharaohhhhhh?”
– Kanye West, “Monster”
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The comb is Henry’s totem. What’s yours?
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“I’ll say it, I’ll say it right here. I like Jimmy Johns better than...”
– Tina Fey
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“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me...”
– Kanye West (Twitter)
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http://www.baldeagleinfo.com/ →
Useful Fact: Bald Eagles do not sweat, so they need to use other cooling methods such as perching in the shade, panting, and holding their wings away from their body. Jealous???
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WatchI’m just waiting for the right project/budget/angel/Oprah-studio-audience-gift to be able to shoot with a RED camera. In the meantime, check out what College Humor does best. A clever spoof of Katy Perry’s “Sexame Street” booboo (why hasn’t the NYPost headlining department offered me a job yet?!)
vincentpeone:
I directed and shot this video with the brilliantly...
Today's Forecast: Pleasant
I think I’ve topped myself. I like that feeling. When you work on something that makes you step back and go, “Wow, I’m goooooood.”
Validation is (at least publicly) brushed aside by artists and creatives. “I’m not doing this for anyone else. I don’t care what they think.” Well guess what. I do.
For better or worse.
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I should probably take October 28th off.
First off, I’ve never liked the number 28. In general, it’s kind of a dickish number. Acting all pretentious and shit, quoting Arrested Development all the time and getting into all these hot clubs I got turned away from for being “lame-looking.” In fact, you know what, talking about it right now makes me want to punch a baby panda...
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Razzle Dazzle
To all you lovely ladies,
If I were to describe myself, I’d say I’m exactly like a gaming website’s description of NBA Jam:
There are no complex rules, no complex gameplay. Fouls aren’t a factor, dunks are out of this world, and there’s no such thing as out of bounds.
(Call me.)
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September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
1 post
Guess Who?
GQ: Last question. I have to know, because I love this story and want it to be true. There have been stories about you sneaking up behind people in New York City, covering their eyes with your hands, and saying: Guess who. And when they turn around, they see Bill Murray and hear the words "No one will ever believe you."
Bill Murray: [long pause] I know. I know, I know, I know. I've heard about that from a lot of people. A lot of people. I don't know what to say. There's probably a really appropriate thing to say. Something exactly and just perfectly right. [long beat, and then he breaks into a huge grin] But by God, it sounds crazy, doesn't it? Just so crazy and unlikely and unusual?
June 2010
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May 2010
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November 2009
1 post
“Former shoe salesman now making a go at film and theater. Wish me luck…”
– Kevin Spacey (2009)
September 2009
31 posts
